I can see a manager in some enterprise software company reading this page and starting to make strange decrees.

I believe euthanasing UUIDs is really immoral. You go on talking about how all UUIDs have a right to live, then mention how all identifiers which are "unnecessary" should be killed as soon as they are born.

Gee, what a bunch of hypocrites.

It's supposed to be a secret, so please keep it quiet, but FEMA is rounding up all the UUIDs with a starting '51d4' and incarcerating them in special concentration camps.

Reading that page there was a brief glimmer. If people can get a date on death row I think the UUIDs will do okay.

Wow, scrolling on that website is really annoying.