Only mildly sarcastically:
I need a natural language robot that can attend meetings for me and produce minutes and an artificial intelligence that can write an executive summary of those minutes, calling out anything should care about.
Alternately, I need a robot attached to the back of my task chair that smacks me upside the head every time my brain segfaults and crashes to reddit.
Alternately, I need a supervisor who doesn't need daily written status updated because we use a task management tool that is worth a shit.