When I ask someone (who is not clued into UX discussions, e.g. my parents) to look for the "Hamburger" icon, they expect to find a literal hamburger shape. Ask them to look for "three or four parallel lines", and they find it faster. I've then asked them to learn is as the "Menu" button, and that seems to stick. Otherwise, it is GOTO START ;) !
So designers everywhere, please change this horrible name and use a more easy to grok name.
If you want them to find the Menu icon then use a text label like a sane person.
I'm glad to see evidence that shows the extremes of flat designs has stupid ideas.
I really like the "equal sign gone wrong"
And it's not just "click the visible elements until you achieve the disired result", it's touch visible and invisible elements, combined with all the differen touch-gestures you know, in the hope that you'll get what you want, but possibly not.
Who would have thought that when it came to mobile tech, we actually WOULDN'T have figured it out! Just click around and hope you don't destroy anything. It actually is just like it looks in scifi films :)
Or the star trek computer mis-hearing what everyone says.
There isn't anything to read.