I mean, I'm pretty much through with talking to people about docker.

There are so many morons out there trumpeting the buzzword, and they are just total imbeciles. My last pointy-haired boss thought he could manipulate the conversation to discover what I know about containerizing EC2 instances, by guiding the conversation with leading questions that'd get me to spill my guts with nerd signaling and posturing, so that he could rip off whatever we discussed and create competition among all his direct reports.

He did this with everyone that worked for him. He'd get us alone in a one-on-one, frame the conversation as a casual discussion where we pick each others brains and sketch out flow charts and relational UML diagrams on a whiteboard, but sprinkled on top, he'd throw a peer under the bus, sell them out, and ask how I might do it better.

On some level, some of my peers really were rotten bastards; complete shit heels; lazy, arrogant pogues. But if pointy-haired boss is doing it to them, he's doing it to me too. I'm just a rube off the street, an ass in a chair at 9 AM on the dot, a warm body with a pulse after all. Replacable and modular as a docker container, yes, yes?

So docker as a buzzword gave this boss a boner. A disgusting, throbbing, pulsating, glistening, dog-dick-red, boss boner. He wanted it sucked, and the way to suck it was to containerize bullshit with docker. So I started telling him the lowest effort shit, and planned my escape, because the guy was toxic waste, and I didn't feel like being a toadie.

It's like jesus, anyone who knows what docker is, knows it to be little more than a glorification of shell scripts and tar files. It doesn't do anything revolutionary. It's a plastic milk crate instead of a cardboard box. If you need to pack your widget with styrofoam peanuts, well, that's your problem.

Pointy-haired boss thought that docker was an art form, like package design is to product unboxing vlogs. He wanted to relish and savor the moment of unboxing the most expensive Apple product ever unboxed before the eyes of youtube.

Sorry boss man, spend the rest of your life with the lifers you can't fire. I'm done with your deceptive, hype gobbling office persona.

user:	doneWithDocker
created:	April 3, 2019
karma:	-4