15:[[27732408,{"by":"sensorsbroken","descendants":34,"id":27732408,"kids":[27732524,27733872,27732476,27732493,27732425,27732423,27733465,27734359,27733014,27732513],"score":5,"text":"I took major steps towards completing suicide back in 2018 and have held on since then. Things have deteriorated since then. Afraid to go but it's time. I pray for forgiveness.

If I'm crazy, I want to die. If I'm not delusional, then humans are truly shit (e.g. reddit [reddit is a ycombinator alum 2005/2006] stalking in 2009 and dozens of incidents since) and I want to die.

Fuck you, reddit scumbags and your Putin worship from long ago. Creepy ass scumbag fucks with data and algos. Good riddance. Get me off this ape planet.

Au revoir.","time":1625430945,"title":"Tell HN: Long Term Suicide Planning","type":"story"}],[19611497,{"by":"bobblywobbles","descendants":1,"id":19611497,"kids":[19611679],"score":3,"text":"$16","time":1554780154,"title":"I'll pay you $5 to test my software","type":"story"}],[18771749,{"by":"shafyy","descendants":3,"id":18771749,"kids":[18776522,18771866,18771822],"score":1,"time":1545938238,"title":"Ask HN: Did you get a VR headset for Christmas?","type":"story"}],[18155978,{"by":"kizzking","descendants":4,"id":18155978,"kids":[18156870,18156094],"score":2,"text":"Nowadays, there are many StartUp in the world. Every StartUp has a good idea But the most of StartUp can’t raise fund from Investor or VC.

The main reasons are\n- The investors do not understand what problem that you want to solve.\n- The investors do not remember what kind of business that you’re going to do.\nThese are the main causes that make the plenty of StartUp miss the opportunity to get the fund although they have a perfect idea.

According to the research was found that narration can improve the people memorize if it has been arranged. \nThat why I decide to use this "canvas" to create an especially method for startup.

StoryPitchCanvas Pack! \n- Easy to Learn\n- Easy to Use\n- Investors Love

Buy now with 68% off . Only $19\nhttps://sellfy.com/p/1ikF/","time":1538844462,"title":"The easiest way to pitch your idea","type":"story"}],[18130889,{"by":"scottndecker","descendants":1,"id":18130889,"kids":[18130919],"score":2,"text":"I want an easy job I could \n - automate my way out of\n - will pay >$30k/year\n - give me health benefits

Why? So I can\n - continue my freelance work\n - get a 2nd source of income\n - get health benefits (which I don't have a a self-employed free lancer)","time":1538579083,"title":"Ask HN: What is a job I could automate?","type":"story"}],[17863654,{"by":"mohameddev","descendants":5,"id":17863654,"kids":[17866376,17877583,17869618,17863665],"score":3,"text":"We are launching SociaBot [https://sociabot.app/] which is an Instagram bot to put your normal actions on autopilot and increase your account engagement

What are the suggested techniques or ways to market for it","time":1535497031,"title":"Advice for Marketing Techniques for Instagram Bot","type":"story"}],[15460354,{"by":"thesanerguy","descendants":351,"id":15460354,"kids":[15461535,15461479,15461495,15462333,15461221,15460620,15460860,15462039,15460616,15460870,15460800,15461855,15460619,15460689,15460594,15463765,15460708,15461145,15461850,15465903,15460687,15461523,15460989,15460598,15460587,15460715,15460595,15460662,15463734,15461500,15461558,15460606,15461382,15462205,15460621,15461050,15461867,15461839,15460603,15460589],"score":366,"time":1507834552,"title":"Google commits $1B in grants to train U.S. workers for high-tech jobs","type":"story","url":"https://techcrunch.com/2017/10/12/google-commits-1-billion-in-grants-to-train-u-s-workers-for-high-tech-jobs/"}],[14718799,{"by":"colinmeinke","descendants":274,"id":14718799,"kids":[14719736,14718804,14719208,14721153,14719461,14719040,14718982,14719034,14720202,14719748,14718992,14719236,14719056,14718942,14719157,14719996,14718976,14719425,14719051,14720051,14719301,14719995,14724185,14719627,14719376,14721096,14720032,14719465,14720646,14719773,14719015,14718947,14721247,14719278,14719420,14722615,14719411,14718910,14718945,14718934],"score":463,"time":1499439414,"title":"Still locked out of my AWS account","type":"story","url":"https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Qmlae337GXZdXnlHcQV2oMd0Yoj0ytQQiK02TghPUHc/edit?usp=sharing"}],[14064580,{"by":"fredastaire","descendants":6,"id":14064580,"kids":[14064619,14067241,14069139,14066151,14067329,14068379],"score":4,"text":"I just hat a look at the code of PHP Unit and must say this is one of the many examples where a key library uses the worst OOP patterns that lead to a complex nightmare of data ping-pong. Is there any movement that with a name against this sort of overdona OOP? Have seen this on many projects and there is so much wrong about it that I dont know where to start. It seems like OOP in PHP has a tendency to overcompensate the fact that it had been treated as kids language with spaghetti code for a long time.

My proposal for better code:\nDon't do public and private\nDon't use $this and use static classes\nDon't overload and dont use interfaces\nDon't do namespaces

Might sound a bit backwards but I am really sick of seeing this mindless OOP shit all over the place ...","time":1491612330,"title":"The state of OOP in PHP","type":"story"}],[14064344,{"by":"sndean","descendants":33,"id":14064344,"kids":[14064393,14079940,14065081,14084582,14065381,14083649,14067982,14066423,14064383,14071249,14075864,14066144,14082316,14102926,14064572,14075348,14064451,14067959,14096803,14082211,14082212],"score":18,"time":1491608929,"title":"Ask HN: What can I buy for under $50 that will most dramatically improve my life","type":"story"}],[14020713,{"by":"sergiotapia","descendants":1,"id":14020713,"kids":[14020888],"score":7,"time":1491196152,"title":"Jason Seifer (of Team Treehouse) dead in boating accident in Orlando","type":"story","url":"http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-lake-ivanhoe-suspected-drowning-20170401-story.html"}],[13580390,{"by":"ekrof","descendants":100,"id":13580390,"kids":[13584088,13582089,13581042,13581004,13583885,13581422,13586224,13603018,13581243,13582812,13581295,13584687,13587173,13586227,13582773,13581817],"score":144,"time":1486395588,"title":"Space Buckets: DIY Indoor Gardening with LED and Arduinos","type":"story","url":"http://www.spacebuckets.com/#c"}],[12643972,{"by":"allenleee","descendants":141,"id":12643972,"kids":[12645998,12644594,12644422,12644051,12644094,12644110,12647632,12645454,12645199,12644307,12647759,12645830,12644116,12646364,12647766,12645220,12647009,12644824,12645106],"score":183,"time":1475677013,"title":"Boeing CEO Vows to Beat Musk to Mars","type":"story","url":"https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-10-04/boeing-ceo-vows-to-beat-musk-to-mars-as-new-space-race-beckons"}],[12328691,{"by":"kushboutique","descendants":1,"id":12328691,"kids":[12328855],"score":1,"text":"Hi All!

We just launched.

www.kushboutique.com

>Products are being updated daily\n>Pricing & Stock is being replenished.

I was wanting some feedback :)

My current challenge is the thumbnails not showing on the blog post. I've already enabled it via the settings, and will be contacting a shopify expert!","time":1471734719,"title":"Seeking feedback for newly launched 420 shop","type":"story"}],[11624300,{"by":"based2","descendants":80,"id":11624300,"kids":[11624629,11624677,11624650,11624659,11624448,11624612,11624915,11624702,11624761,11624697,11624660,11626769,11631318,11629647,11624924,11624684,11624569,11624526],"score":119,"time":1462310106,"title":"Long-time Iowa farm cartoonist fired after creating this cartoon","type":"story","url":"http://www.kcci.com/news/longtime-iowa-farm-cartoonist-fired-after-creating-this-cartoon/39337816"}],[11477170,{"by":"ramakanthgade","descendants":3,"id":11477170,"kids":[11477219,11482988,11477303],"score":2,"text":"$17","time":1460433571,"title":"Apply HN: ATM – Making ads interesting and worth watching","type":"story"}],[9768848,{"by":"gs7","descendants":6,"id":9768848,"kids":[9769440,9769132,9771636],"score":8,"text":"I'm contemplating leaving the bay area in about a year for reasons deserving its own post. I keep reading about a tech scene in Raleigh, but I'm curious to hear from HNers who live there about what Raleigh is really like. Do you enjoy living there? How are the people? Is it hard to find a tech job that pays a decent salary? Is there much of a startup scene? How's the weather? How's the food? Is the cost of living reasonable?

If it helps, I'm a full stack web dev with some iOS experience and technical project management skills (see my profile for more info).

I appreciate your insights!","time":1435106729,"title":"Ask HN: Tech scene in Raleigh, NC?","type":"story","url":""}],[9729224,{"by":"sharemywin","descendants":3,"id":9729224,"kids":[9729699,9729389,9729336],"score":2,"text":"I have the domain deliveryrunners.com. any one interested in running a delivery business in your area?","time":1434495730,"title":"Interested in launching DeliveryRunners.com in your area?","type":"story","url":""}],[8444176,{"by":"princehonest","descendants":3,"id":8444176,"kids":[8444232,8444600],"score":1,"text":"Does the 'inverse' of Product Hunt exist, where posts are business problems solvable by software and upvotes are money users are willing pay for a solution? A rough equivalent could be a one-to-one relationship (1 biz to one dev) as established by a freelancing marketplace (e.g. odesk, elance, etc.), but I'm thinking along the lines of a many-to-one (many businesses to one dev).","time":1413083206,"title":"Ask HN: Inverse of Product Hunt?","type":"story","url":""}],[8239721,{"by":"richsin","descendants":24,"id":8239721,"kids":[8240564,8239949,8240489,8241749,8240214,8244241,8239924,8239878],"score":10,"text":"$18","time":1409260183,"title":"Need advice: Entrepreneur to full-time job","type":"story"}],[8205295,{"by":"Elof","descendants":3,"id":8205295,"kids":[8205756,8205523,8205362],"score":6,"text":"","time":1408578638,"title":"Following Kevin Rose's lead, introducing my new project n0rth","type":"story","url":"http://www.n-0-r-t-h.com/"}]]

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