| user: | vogon_laureate |
| created: | September 28, 2016 |
| karma: | 562 |
| about: | Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning) As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and stipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries. Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! |
| 1. | Colin Percival praises Netflix’s support for FreeBSD(twitter.com) |
| 2. | Keystroke timing obfuscation added to SSH(undeadly.org) |
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| 5. | Europe sticks a monopoly probe into Adobe-Figma merger(theregister.com) |